Asparagus
I’m watching the Eagles Farewell Tour and getting ready to drink another delicious cup of asparagus juice. I know what you’re thinking. Where does one buy asparagus juice? Well, as it turns out, not everyone finds the sound of asparagus juice as appetizing as you and I. Some accuse it of creating a foul stench after urination (yes, I did just use the word “urination” in my blog)? Well, there is my old friend, Bladder Infection, of whom I speak of so frequently that I have just about bored or grossed out every human to come within my circle of casual conversation. To know me, is to hear of this ailment. ANYWAY, as it turns out, there is a reason why asparagus produces such an unfavorable smell after…uh, urination (yes, I did just use the word “urination” in my blog AGAIN). As it turns out, is asparagus cleans out the kidneys and bladder (I don’t have any “facts” on this, but think about it…it smells so bad, it’s gotta be doing something right). I can vouch for it as natures miracle cure for bladder infections. And I shamelessly write about it so that other men and women suffering from this same pain in the ass problem will benefit from God’s cure (I’ve decided that antibiotics are the fast food of remedies). I also love having another excuse to speak/write the words BLADDER INFECTION (take that one Google Ads)…
Just for today, I love the vegetable of asparagus.
(I’ll chill out about this issue…now that it’s going away 