On Jury Duty And The Power of Blond

I don’t have to report in for jury duty on Monday…so, there is a God (he/she just doesn’t always see the big picture…).

I sent my office a message asking them to send a little prayer asking the universe to make sure I don’t have to serve jury duty. I know there are more important things in the world to pray for, like maybe the end of violence, hunger, poverty, and global microwaving, but it felt like the universe was dead set on making sure nobody showed up at work during the busiest time ever in a grand conspiracy to make me start my long-overdue drinking problem (I’m always behind schedule). Next week Evil Flash Programmer is flying his bride in from Brazil and getting married (so inconsiderate…where are his priorities?!), and everyone else is on vacation or on some fun company-sponsored trip (so, if I’m going to miss work, it sure as hell isn’t going to be to serve the state of California!)…Besides no competent lawyer would pick someone as judgemental as myself to sit on their jury. I would absolve a murderer because I thought he was cute (my therapist is on it), and convict a seemingly innocent person because I didn’t like his shirt…(not really, I’m just practicing in case I get called in on Tuesday)…

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Just for today, I can be brunette and jury duty-free.