Sad Face
Just came back from one of my oldest friend’s mother’s memorial service. 🙁 I tried not to indulge. I wanted
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Clearly, I Don’t Have Kids
I spent the three day weekend appropriately stuffing my face and catching up with Friends With Kids. Strangely, a lot
Read MorePossible Titles For The Next Prince Album
True Sexy Never Ages. I Want To Make Out With You. Purple Orgasms. Love In A Gold Sequined Turtle Neck
Read MoreGood-Bye OC
Today was my last day working on the other side of that big latex Orange Curtain. Aside from making me
Read MoreI Just Spent $30 On A Hair Product To Control Frizz (Good Thing I Have A Job)
If I have to work for The Man, I have to say that I’m really glad he’s Korean. Between the
Read MoreTall White Male
I think The Man is getting taller. Maybe it’s the genetically modified food. Or maybe they are growing. I don’t
Read MoreOne Dead Guy Away…
This whole Osama-Head-On-A-Stake Moment (I’ll take a CGI retouch on a shot from Apocalypse Now) has left me feeling like
Read MoreGeeking Out Part II: Nerd Karma
Last night my More Nerdy Teacher (I have two who switch off each week) had some difficulty explaining a concept
Read MoreGeeking Out
My inner-geek has emerged as the result of my enrollment in a User Experience Design class. Theories about the web
Read MoreA Beautiful Day
I left my lights on (again) last night. This morning my neighbor had the pleasure of witnessing my mechanical skills
Read MoreHolding It Together
Charlie Sheen is waving the winning flag, Obama thinks he’s winning against the Republicans, and then there are the crazy
Read MoreJump Start My Ass
Because I’m a grain of sand in the crapped-on, dead fish smelling beach of our once-great, now questionable nation, I
Read MoreThis One Is For The Ladies…
A friend recently confided to me that she’s suffering from a UTI. Any mention of “Urinary Tract Infections,” “Bladder Infection,”
Read MoreBright And Shiny
In all fairness, I withstood two years watching the spiral flush of the Economy go down the toilet. So, when
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