If Self-Respect Could Pay The Rent
Lately, I’ve been feeling like a former porn star who had a spiritual awakening and is now slugging pancakes at
Read MoreAuthor: Solange
Looking Pretty Ghetto
“Your car needs more than a wash.” Hey, I didn’t come here to get insulted, Mr. Car Wash Ticket Guy!
Read MoreKnights In Tarnished Armor
I signed up for Match.com a few months ago as a testament to the universe that I’m willing to judge
Read MoreTurn And Face The Strange
You know it’s time for a change when you come home one day to find two guys hammering out giant
Read MoreThey Are Mad Men
I still believe “Mad Men” to be the most brilliant show since man began painting pictures of elk or deer
Read MoreCinco De Mayo
I loved this holiday as a little girl. It was almost as good as Christmas. I got to wear a
Read MoreAssholeness
Before I hit the over 35 demographic, I never bought into the idea of “assholeness” as a probable cause for
Read MoreFat Is Not A Feeling…But I Sure Feel Some Love Handles
I don’t remember having love handles before. I remember a big butt. But now my butt seems to be shrinking
Read MoreMaintenance
1) New Refrigerator! – I might post a picture of my old refrigerator. I say “might” because I’ll probably chicken
Read MoreWork Clothes
Ok…enough is enough. No more depressing existential blogs. At least, not for the next hour. I don’t want anyone to
Read MoreSuper Undercover
A few weeks ago, I bought some Target brand tampons. I’ve spent the last 24 hours trying to understand the
Read MoreBeing Unemployed Is Tiring
My brain hurts from all the paradoxes. There’s something about Spring and having lots of fun things to do that
Read MoreCynical Bitch Let’s Loose On Her Blog
So, apparently Corporate America isn’t interested in my creativity, hard-work, and ability to think outside of the box. At least
Read More