At Least I’m Not Being Stoned
My family and high school friends came to see my show in the Bay Area last week. I thought my
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Some Thoughts On Social Media
I went to a coffee shop today to work on jokes, but ended up getting sucked into a conversation with
Read MoreI’ve Seen That Look Before
This morning I had lunch with a woman who might be interested in working on a project with me. After
Read MoreBreakdown On I-5 Part II: A Teenager In Your House
[The blog below is the follow-up to the chronicles of my journey in Northern California after my car broke down
Read MoreBreakdown On I-5 Part I: From The Land of Scary Yoga Teachers To Small Town California
I left Los Angeles for the Bay Area (Berkeley, Oakland, etc.) last Friday in a flurry of cray. I tried
Read MoreBook Attempt No. 2…Go!…Now I’m On Twitter Again…Shit
Sit down. Face computer. Face reality. Admit epic failure. You’re 40. There’s no…someday. Someday is yesterday. Last week. WHY DIDN’T
Read MoreIf You Live In A Rent Control Building You Live Among People Who Have Serious Issues
I live by the beach in a nice rent control studio. My apartment has remarkably good feng shui and energy
Read MoreDespite The Many Great Reasons To Quit…
I auditioned for a comedy club today. In order to receive notes from the sweet older gentleman booking the show,
Read MoreFull Moon + PMS = Cray
The moon is full, the lining of my uterus is ready to shed (gross, I know), and I can’t watch
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My friend Solomon took me out for margaritas at a cheezeball dive Mexican-ish dive bar. We both got carded at
Read MoreDear Pradeep…
[PLEASE NOTE: Another fictional blog, inspired, but not based on real life]. Dear Pradeep, I am back to paying my bills through
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[PLEASE NOTE: The below entry is a fictional account inspired by past employment experiences in advertising.] Dear Team, Thank you all
Read MoreGirls Just Wanna Look Hawt…
Good-bye yoga. Good-bye pretend spirituality and long weird prayers and male teachers “adjusting” my position…hello targeted butt muscle torture…Hello Cardio
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