Annoyances

Before I hit the over 35 demographic, I never bought into the idea of “assholeness” as a probable cause for

Things have been seriously jacked up for the past few weeks. It’s like relationship drama, except instead of bouncing around

I know everyone’s riding high on all this Obama-hope, but I’ve been in a terrible I-Just-Got-Woken-Up-From-A-Nap mood for the last

I was talking on my cell to my friend while at the gas station the other day. “What’s that noise?”

On Sunday night the cops pulled me over for running a stop sign. The Bad Cop shined a light in

My mom tried to pawn one of my sister’s cats off on me with the not-very-convincing argument, “she’s going to

Super Evil Flash Programmer and I caught up over chocolate cheesecake at the bi-monthly Office Birthday Meeting. I wasn’t going

I yelled at Super Evil Flash Programmer today because (for the millionth time) his response to my enlightening him on

A few weeks ago I watched “The Secret” and decided that my problem is that I have lived as if

I just got back from the Farmer’s Market and am filled with high-minded, judgmental, moral disgust with the vibe of

I told Evil Flash Programmer that it took me a year to realize the extent of his evilness and he’s

The other night Salsa Guru told me that non-white people (Latino, Black) have economic problems, while white folk have different

[I just want to first say that I know this site is badly in need of a redesign. It’s really

Without naming names, I have to say that there genuinely ARE assholes in this world. And the problem is that