Blow It Out
“So, do you live here?” asked the woman volunteering at the homeless shelter. “Well, uh…no. Do I look homeless?” “Well,
Read MoreBeauty
Never Underestimate The Power Of A Mascara Brush
I worked last week as a note taker for focus groups. I sit behind a one way mirror and type
Read MoreSexy Kettle Corn Bits Stuck In My Hair
I like clothes. Especially shoes. I’m a girl. I’m not rich, but I did decide a few years ago to
Read MoreThis Is Gross
I was sitting in the massage chair at the Nail Salon, and looking up at the television set when I
Read MoreThe Tired Look
I can’t decide if it’s the job that’s giving me my recent bedraggled, agitated, this-better-be-important look, or if it’s my
Read MoreI Swear To God I’m Trying…
I got a pedicure on Friday and, as usual, I assumed my pedicurist was chattering on in Vietnamese about my
Read MoreHot Enough
Like many women in LA who populate nail salons, stores, and hair removal shops (do they have a name?) on
Read MoreLegally Brunette
Yesterday, I went back to my natural hair color (SFX: angels sing). I just couldn’t take the stress and financial
Read MoreThe Wisdom of My Eyebrow Lady
I had a session with my Eyebrow Lady on Friday (I just couldn’t keep plucking them while driving) and plopped
Read MoreHair and Eyebrows
It was almost twelve years ago that I was walking down the street in Westwood when a Persian guy approached
Read MoreAm I “Hot”?
Contrary to popular opinion, being hot doesn’t have everything to do with being young, thin, and endowed with Angelina Jolieish-lips.
Read MorePurple Toes
I got a pedicure and chose the color purple thinking it would bring my feet to a new level of
Read MoreBecause My Feet Were Looking Scary
I’ve always been very ashamed of my feet. And when the pedicure is getting old and chipped, they could easily
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