Some Uber Personal Info
TRIGGER WARNING: This post dives into excessive detail about menstruation. If this topic is distressing to you please avoid reading
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Body Stuff
Hey Kaiser, My Breasts Are Not Playdough!
Not to brag, but I have dense fibrous breasts. However, dense breasts are 6 times more likely to develop cancer. Last
Read MorePMS And A Course In Miracles
I don’t believe in the Super Bowl, but I do believe in Super Bowl parties. Especially when they extract me
Read MoreOnly Six Days Into 2018 And I’ve Already Had Two Days Of Needles Stuck Into My Face
My genius plan to start off the year at maximum productivity resulted in back-to-back dental and cancer (basal cell carcinoma) removal. As
Read MoreKaiser Permanente Profits From Breast Cancer Screenings
I understand that basic reasonable-ness among health insurance providers is a lofty expectation in 2017 America. And I understand that
Read MoreMy Vision Board Mocks Me
I recently finished Oliver Burkeman’s lovely “The Antidote: Happiness for People Who Can’t Stand Positive Thinking” and feel newly liberated. I’ve embraced
Read MoreI Don’t Normally Talk About This Kind Of Stuff…
WARNING: This blog is not for the feint of heart. I don’t take birth control pills. I’ve never taken them.
Read More36 Beats A Minute
Worst doctor’s visit of all time. Oh, but wait…first my car didn’t start. Thirty minutes of brooding in my car
Read MoreThis One Is For The Ladies…
A friend recently confided to me that she’s suffering from a UTI. Any mention of “Urinary Tract Infections,” “Bladder Infection,”
Read MoreTaking Care of Bidness
I used to rage against Bush/Obama/Anyone that I could only afford a ghetto health insurance plan. However, after several positive
Read MoreFat Is Not A Feeling…But I Sure Feel Some Love Handles
I don’t remember having love handles before. I remember a big butt. But now my butt seems to be shrinking
Read MoreSuper Undercover
A few weeks ago, I bought some Target brand tampons. I’ve spent the last 24 hours trying to understand the
Read MorePeriod Talk
I had lunch with my old friend who lives in LA, one of the honorary Junior High School Friend With
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