Clothes

Comic, Playwright, Non-Essential Artist

Crockpots & Paisley Suits

For my 14th birthday, my grandmother bought me a paisley suit from Contempo Casuals. She loved clothes and Contempo was

I have to be somewhere and look like I care. A little, not a lot. I stare deep into my

If Hilary runs for office I will first cry and then brace myself for a national dialogue on the evils

I had a dream that I told Gwyneth Paltrow how much money I spent on clothes last month. “That’s not

It’s happening. I’m becoming that lady. The one standing between a bunch of 20-year-olds, or rather tripping over them to

I went to an 80’s party last night where a bunch of pushing 40-year-olds pulled out their pastel sports jackets,

They go with my slutty dress. I’m a little worried that the Over Thirty-Five Fashion Police might come after me,

I’m wearing my Bad Energy Dress today. I’ve worn it on at least one bad date and several bad evenings.

I bought a leopard print skirt on a whim. It’s very slutty. I need someplace to You can buy Vital