Clown School
It’s so hard to write anything funny these days. I could vent. But who wants to hear more outrage? I’ll
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Dating
Swipe Time
Every few months, The Man secrets a drug that gives me amnesia around dating apps and I think, “Maybe I
Read MoreWhat I’ve Noticed About Young Dudes
I cancelled Tinder. If you see me on there, it’s a mistake. Nothing personal. I wish I had swiped right on
Read MoreNot A Samantha Jones Type
I am single. I tell you this because as a woman in her 40s (…what?! She’s in her 40s?! She
Read MoreHow To Spot Red Flags On Bumble
Welcome to Bumble! So you bit the bullet and decided to join the throngs of humans on Bumble. We hope
Read More“Chill Out…Who Said I Was Into Him?” – A Rebuttal Dating Book
“Hey, Ladies! Are you struggling with dating relationships? Feeling confused or sad? Willing to do anything? Even read a dating
Read MoreAlways Ask A Man…
I love to read books about dating. Not so much for advice, but because of what they say about how
Read MoreSome Advice For Guys On OKCupid…
Whatever I re-wrote on my OKCupid profile must translate to “Contact me if you’re unemployed and ‘really want to direct.’”
Read MoreNotOKCupid
“It was really nice to meet you, too,” I say. I open my arms wide. I think I’m communicating the
Read MoreTruth (Or Lack Thereof) In Comedy
I take a great deal of poetic license in my stand up. As a comic I believe that my words and actions must
Read MoreDunking My Cell Phone In A Vat Of Disinfectant Bleach
A few weeks ago I was peforming stand up at the Unurban when a cute guy showed up mid-way through
Read MoreStep Away From The Hug
Sometimes when I’m dating someone and I hug them good-bye, my arms get locked in position and refuse to disengage.
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