Holidays

In case you’ve blown your New Year’s resolutions, or the year has just gotten off to a bad start, you

I don’t believe in resolutions, because the idea of failure is endemic to the word “resolution.” However, I do believe

Even for those of us who spent this day unofficially abstaining from the holiday because we were incapacitated by the

This holiday season, I abstain. Save for midnight mass (which is, oddly, a rebirthing experience for me, unlike any other)

According to my friend Marge, the “Evil Eye” in “The Lord of the Rings” looks like a giant vagina. (For

The holidays can be a very stressful time. For those of us without friends and relatives around whom we can

Blowing my money on chintzy gifts, spending uncomfortable hours with relatives crammed in one house with unprocessed emotions, alcohol and

My neighbors put a sound-activated ghost on my front porch (in the spirit of Halloween…obviously). It makes loud scary ghost