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I think Mr. Texas Holdem is in need of some attention, folks. I think it’s safe to say that someone

The Honda dealership called to tell me that there was an insect nest clogging my air conditioning and that’s why

Name: Stella Age: Forty minus eight in counting (32) Relationship Status: Techincally Single (Currently separated from endless pattern of nebulous,

When I find myself whistling “I’m All Out of Love,” by Air Supply it’s a good sign that my love

Yeah, yeah, I know all the complaints. Everyone has a freakin’ blog, and what sort of person parades around her

I love the word rhombus. That’s all I have for today.

Dear Michael Banana, I am so sorry to hear about the death of your late father, Reverend Canaan Sondindo Banana,

Dear CBS, I am writing this letter to let you know how I feel about the fact that you won’t

Dear People of the Earth, I just thought I’d take this time to say hello and introduce myself. I have

1) Take clothes to dry cleaner (don’t forget coupon).2) Get eyebrows done (don’t take Eyebrow Ladies’ comments about your skin