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“It was really nice to meet you, too,” I say. I open my arms wide. I think I’m communicating the
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I Spilled My Guts About Salsa On The Dork Forest Podcast
Hilarious comic, renaissance woman, creator of The Dork Forest and long-time friend Jackie Kashian interviewed me about my life as
Read MoreLife Is A Roller Coaster
“Do you want to go to a Movie Party?” asked my Well Connected Comedy Friend. We had just left an
Read MoreI Would Call It “The Great Gatsby” But It’s Been Taken
I’ve been “working” (writing + a lot of talking about writing) on this book about salsa dancing for almost five
Read MoreKiss The Frog(s)
I’ve talked to my therapist at length about my dating history. “You have to kiss a lot of frogs,” she
Read MoreDear Higher Power…
Dear Higher Power, I regret to inform you that I have some bummer news. I’ve decided that it’s just not
Read MoreAt Least I’m Not Being Stoned
My family and high school friends came to see my show in the Bay Area last week. I thought my
Read MoreSome Thoughts On Social Media
I went to a coffee shop today to work on jokes, but ended up getting sucked into a conversation with
Read MoreI’ve Seen That Look Before
This morning I had lunch with a woman who might be interested in working on a project with me. After
Read MoreBreakdown On I-5 Part II: A Teenager In Your House
[The blog below is the follow-up to the chronicles of my journey in Northern California after my car broke down
Read MoreBreakdown On I-5 Part I: From The Land of Scary Yoga Teachers To Small Town California
I left Los Angeles for the Bay Area (Berkeley, Oakland, etc.) last Friday in a flurry of cray. I tried
Read MoreBook Attempt No. 2…Go!…Now I’m On Twitter Again…Shit
Sit down. Face computer. Face reality. Admit epic failure. You’re 40. There’s no…someday. Someday is yesterday. Last week. WHY DIDN’T
Read MoreIf You Live In A Rent Control Building You Live Among People Who Have Serious Issues
I live by the beach in a nice rent control studio. My apartment has remarkably good feng shui and energy
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