Full Moon + PMS = Cray
The moon is full, the lining of my uterus is ready to shed (gross, I know), and I can’t watch
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How To Make Bar Food Taste Better
My friend Solomon took me out for margaritas at a cheezeball dive Mexican-ish dive bar. We both got carded at
Read MoreDear Pradeep…
[PLEASE NOTE: Another fictional blog, inspired, but not based on real life]. Dear Pradeep, I am back to paying my bills through
Read MorePlease Advise
[PLEASE NOTE: The below entry is a fictional account inspired by past employment experiences in advertising.] Dear Team, Thank you all
Read MoreGirls Just Wanna Look Hawt…
Good-bye yoga. Good-bye pretend spirituality and long weird prayers and male teachers “adjusting” my position…hello targeted butt muscle torture…Hello Cardio
Read MoreTruth (Or Lack Thereof) In Comedy
I take a great deal of poetic license in my stand up. As a comic I believe that my words and actions must
Read MoreI Know That Neighborhood…
Yesterday I went to a BBQ within biking distance of my apartment. I didn’t want to move my car from
Read MoreLoner Girl No More
The only men attuned to my needs these days are the cooks at the cafeteria where I work. I must
Read MoreSexy Kettle Corn Bits Stuck In My Hair
I like clothes. Especially shoes. I’m a girl. I’m not rich, but I did decide a few years ago to
Read MoreDunking My Cell Phone In A Vat Of Disinfectant Bleach
A few weeks ago I was peforming stand up at the Unurban when a cute guy showed up mid-way through
Read MoreKeeping The Babies
Someone once told me that Joan Rivers tries each new joke out 21 times. Say what you will about Ms. Rivers’ approach
Read MoreCould I Please Have Another Plate Of Oxygen?
Last night I went to a friend’s birthday party at a hip LA restaurant which shall remain nameless. The decor
Read MoreOk, So I’m Pretty White
I went hiking with my friend Simon. Simon is Black. Hiking is very “White.” Hiking is also something Simon has not spent
Read MoreSwimming With The Spirits of Dead Virgins
My friend who traveled with me to Mexico really wanted to see the ruins. Ruins, schruins! I thought. Boring! Well,
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