If You Live In A Rent Control Building You Live Among People Who Have Serious Issues
I live by the beach in a nice rent control studio. My apartment has remarkably good feng shui and energy
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Full Moon + PMS = Cray
The moon is full, the lining of my uterus is ready to shed (gross, I know), and I can’t watch
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My friend Solomon took me out for margaritas at a cheezeball dive Mexican-ish dive bar. We both got carded at
Read MoreDear Pradeep…
[PLEASE NOTE: Another fictional blog, inspired, but not based on real life]. Dear Pradeep, I am back to paying my bills through
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[PLEASE NOTE: The below entry is a fictional account inspired by past employment experiences in advertising.] Dear Team, Thank you all
Read MoreGirls Just Wanna Look Hawt…
Good-bye yoga. Good-bye pretend spirituality and long weird prayers and male teachers “adjusting” my position…hello targeted butt muscle torture…Hello Cardio
Read MoreTruth (Or Lack Thereof) In Comedy
I take a great deal of poetic license in my stand up. As a comic I believe that my words and actions must
Read MoreI Know That Neighborhood…
Yesterday I went to a BBQ within biking distance of my apartment. I didn’t want to move my car from
Read MoreLoner Girl No More
The only men attuned to my needs these days are the cooks at the cafeteria where I work. I must
Read MoreSexy Kettle Corn Bits Stuck In My Hair
I like clothes. Especially shoes. I’m a girl. I’m not rich, but I did decide a few years ago to
Read MoreDunking My Cell Phone In A Vat Of Disinfectant Bleach
A few weeks ago I was peforming stand up at the Unurban when a cute guy showed up mid-way through
Read MoreKeeping The Babies
Someone once told me that Joan Rivers tries each new joke out 21 times. Say what you will about Ms. Rivers’ approach
Read MoreCould I Please Have Another Plate Of Oxygen?
Last night I went to a friend’s birthday party at a hip LA restaurant which shall remain nameless. The decor
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