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Things to Do With My Life

1. Win an Academy Award.
2. Win an Emmy.
3. Buy a new bra.
3. Own a house on the beach in Mexico.
4. Take a trip around the world.
5. Learn how to change a tire.
5. Have two kids
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7. Wash comforter.
6. Learn to cook like a gourmet chef
7. Have floors of house (or mansion) redone with Brazilian wood.
8. Learn to appreciate the flavors of kale.
9. Save the country from fascism.
10. Learn how to play “The Rainbow Connection” on guitar.

Just for today, I have many goals for my life.

2 thoughts on “Things to Do With My Life

  • Great except for the brazilian wood part– environmentalists are always nagging

  • Ok, then make that an “environmentally conscious wood.”

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