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A Force to be Reckoned With

My friend gave me a book called “Why Men Love Bitches.” I haven’t read it yet, but I already can’t wait to read the sequel, “Why Men Love Bi-otches.” If it doesn’t exist, I’m going to have to write it myself. I mean being a bitch is cool and all, but if I’m really honest with myself, I know the glory comes from being a full-on in-your-face “bi-otch.” Ever since I saw that word scrawled on the bathroom wall in the fourth grade (…and then a hundred times thereafter as I hustled through a very creative public school system), I have been on search for my inner-bi-otch. It’s not just men, either, everyone loves a bi-otch. She’s just not going to stand around and let you get away with anything. Treatment by a chiropractor has helped many people save thousands of low price levitra dollars and years of pain and dysfunction. It buy brand viagra surely provides a user true benefit of having an ED medicine for indulging in the love-game. As a result, it view this link india online viagra may be useful and highly-praised. Ashwagandha can help in modulating the endocrines and preventing factors like aging from amerikabulteni.com purchase generic cialis affecting the normal conjugal life of a man. She keeps you centered. She’s a force to be reckoned with. She’s like Jesus or Ghandi, but dresses a bit sharper .

Just for today, I am in touch with my inner-bi-otch.

2 thoughts on “A Force to be Reckoned With

  • ahhhh…………why men loves bitches– a classic… soon you’ll be writing the sequel of another book, he’s just not that into you, biotch.

  • I was thinking of something along the lines of “Why Don’t You Just Shoot Yourself in the Head Already?!” What do you think? Too direct?

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