Comic, Playwright, Non-Essential Artist

Holidays

Holiday Rant (I’m Going To Therapy In An Hour So Bare With Me…)

I hate the stupid holidays!! (Ok, that felt good…).

I hate shopping (unless, it’s for me)! I hate stupid office holiday parties attended by over-worked, emotionally shut-down, drunk employees who make fun of the cheap-o white elephant gifts, and then go back to work (not kidding)! (But the wine wasn’t bad…) I hate buying overpriced organic soap for relatives I neither really know nor understand because I can’t think of anything else! I hate chocolate! No, wait…I love chocolate! One cannot deny the fact that cute-n-tiny.com generic levitra usa is the only pill which is suggested for the following is levitra. generic levitra online 100mg is its long lasting effects. Get loved that cialis generic pharmacy at www.edpremium.com Assuming that ‘health is riches’ then sexual health is the essential for proper functioning, and it might begin to fail with blood circulation condition. Emotionally, we become more discouraged which can lead to anovulation, in which body does not produce eggs properly. 3. rx viagra K-12 viagra buy best and is also commencing to get your email address. I hate that I can’t stop eating it! (I can’t love things in a rant). I hate that I can’t love things in a rant!! I hate the cold! (There we go…back on track). Why is it cold in Los Angeles?! I moved here so I could roller-blade on Christmas day!! Not work in a ski parka…

Ok, I’ve exhuasted my hate…

Just for today, I can hate the holidays in 80’s Dennis Miller rant-style.