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Dead Birds And Other Realities

My friend/neighbor and I like to walk her dog on the beach after 10:00 pm. Except for the stray drunk person puking it’s kind of peaceful and starry, and helps me forget that I live in a city with eight million cars and people who think eating a vegan diet is more important than making eye contact. Her dog likes to find stray balls and other things to put in her mouth. Last night she was running around with what looked like a leaf in her mouth.

“Awww, how cute, she likes her leaf,” I said.

Twenty minutes later we realized that it was a dead bird.

“I swore it was a leaf…”

It’s hard to see reality clearly. Who wants to?

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But it’s not.

Just for today, I am trying to see clearly.