Coma Day
In a twisted sort of Holly Hunter in “Broadcast News” way, I love what I do, producing Creative Digital Things, working with talented people, and being the advocate of Getting Shit Done. And, most importantly, I really love Getting Paid. But Project Managing/Producing/Whatever You Want To Call It, is the kind of work that is antithetical to my deeper passion, writing. Writing thrives on large chunks of unstructured time and unstructured brain waves. The creative butterflies only like to visit me after I’ve been sitting for hours on end thinking about I would say if I met Mark Ruffalo (I’m yours?), and ways to blow my sugar-free, wheat-free diet (which is neither).
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Little did I know that the smell of fried rice and Panda Express would follow me to a multitude of agencies filled with just such people, only grown graduates from art school, and well-paid web developers. After college, I discovered this weird thing called “the Internet.” It wasn’t exactly publishing, but there was plenty of alcohol around and, yes, that smell of fried rice.
Project managers tend to be women, I’m not sure why. It’s a hopelessly codependent type of gig, you have to carry the weight of everything and maybe women are used to that. But, in the end, it’s like giving birth (which I’ve never done). You have a baby. A thing. A project.
And then you go into a coma.
Just for today, I’m taking a Coma Day.