Comic, Playwright, Non-Essential Artist

Epiphanies

Baby Shower

I’ve spent most of my adult life avoiding any social event that involves name tags and flowers, but for the sake of friendship decided to be a Girl in the Martha Stewart sense (as opposed to the Forever 21 sense) and for the second time in my life attend a baby shower. Truth be told, it was kind of fun (though, I left before the Presents Opening Ceremony). I sat by two cool women in their 60’s. One wore lots of purple eye shadow and a spiky 80’s style hair. You need to choose foods with a low (less than 10 is ideal) glycemic index. canada sildenafil Erectile dysfunction could be cialis online online purchased this a result of extensive research that has been carried out across the globe have substantiated the strong relationship flanked by diabetes and testosterone diminution Obesity Investigation has divulged an association flanked by corpulence and low testosterone. Ageing: men in their 60s are four times more likely to suffer impotence than men in their 40s. best prices on sildenafil However, a large part has problem of erectile cipla cialis italia http://djpaulkom.tv/music-dj-pauls-newest-edm-hip-hop-mixtape-vegas-nights-v2/ dysfunction.

“Have you ever been married?” she asked.

“No.”

“Good for you! Congratulations! I was married for 17 years…never doing THAT again.”

The other one sat across from me and spoke to me through a bouquet of baby blue flowers, so I could only see the top of her head. She totally cheated on the game and told us all the answer.

I love talking to older women. You could preface anything they say with “Fuck it!” and it would make perfect sense.

Just for today, I enjoyed the baby shower.