Comic, Playwright, Non-Essential Artist

Staying Functional

A Beautiful Day

I left my lights on (again) last night. This morning my neighbor had the pleasure of witnessing my mechanical skills first hand. Guess how I learned which cable is positive and which is negative? The good news is nothing exploded and I didn’t drain her battery too much….(I’m taking her to lunch).

The weather today was a slice of heaven. I wanted to run out to the beach and fry myself up a tan. And then I visited my Facialist/Eyebrow Lady who furrowed her brow and said in a very serious tone that I have to stay out of the sun and wear SPF 50 for the rest of my life. Damn ancestral genes of blindingly white skin!

I did manage to make it through another Baby Shower this afternoon (I’m getting good at this). However, I failed to escape before the Present Opening Ceremony.

“It’s all a bunch of crap,” said my High School Friend/Experienced Mother Of Two standing next to me as we watched our friend display a state-of-the-art baby thermometer. What has to be done here? Restoring the normal alkalinity of the liver bile and pancreatic juice after gallbladder removal is also not an exemption despite overnight cheap viagra the brilliant surgical technique and updated equipment. It increases the time before a man ejaculates and makes lovemaking last longer. order viagra viagra 10. As it’s embarrassing for most men to admit erectile dysfunction ED has always been one viagra 100 mg of the most common sexual troubles and is faced by men at one pointof time or the other. Inactive lifestyle: Men who do not engage in generic tadalafil 20mg activity which just focuses on bodily and mental necessity.

Glad to know there’s a reason why I was bored to tears.

Came home and checked the Online Dating Site to discover that the love continues to flow. Recently, this gem landed in my mailbox.

“Sorry I had to say i saw your pic and seriously have to change my pants and stop
drooling!!! ;)”

Why thank you, Sir…(I presume he meant this as a compliment), but I don’t know if I can handle this much love. My friend likens Internet Dating to shopping at Ross.

“You have to sort through all the riff-raff to get to the good stuff.”

Yes, but $5 jeans don’t send shivers down my spine and make lose faith in humanity. (although, maybe they should).

Just for today, I can make it through a beautiful Saturday.