I Can’t Talk About Salsa With You

“Salsa is a sexy dance,” says Guy I Just Met.

“Yes. Yes, it is,” I reply.

“Have you noticed that?”

“I’m sorry. I don’t want to be rude, but I can’t talk about salsa anymore. I spent two years writing a book about this dance. I didn’t publish it. (I’m getting around to it) The point is that I spent a lot of time thinking about this subject matter. So, I might not be the right person to talk about it with at a salsa club.”

And that is how I completely alienated a would be reader for my non-existent book. No wonder I’m not a celebrity.

Just for today, I can learn to be less honest.



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