Category Archives: Sex

I Don’t Normally Talk About This Kind Of Stuff…

WARNING: This blog is not for the feint of heart. I don’t take birth control pills.  I’ve never taken them.  I know, they make life so much easier.  But there’s something strange about them.  I once got in a fight … Continue reading

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Potentially Inflamatory Blog About How It’s Not A Good Time To Be A Woman

As I mentioned before, I’m not the “marrying type.” In fact, I don’t think I’m the “birthing type.” But now that I’m also not the “desperate type,” I’m a little concerned about the quality of relationships that passes for “dating,” … Continue reading

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Could You Be A Little Less Honest?

On Wednesday night I made the mistake of letting Relentless Salsero walk me to my car. I couldn’t find my friends, and I didn’t feel like braving the usually tame streets of Santa Monica alone, although, I would have been … Continue reading

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Don’t Remind Me of What I’m Missing

I actually came home from New York thrilled to live in LA. I have a great apartment, a beach (one that I share), and better light…and then I had lunch with a friend today who reminded me of what I’m … Continue reading

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Porn Chic

I mean, really, if I’m going to delete fifty comments by “asian wet pussy” a day, I may as well have something to say about our culture’s complete and total desensitization toward pornographic imagery. I remember when being a porn … Continue reading

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Salsa

I’ve been very remiss..I’ve been so busy lately. Not only do I have to work full time (can you imagine?!), but I’ve rediscovered salsa dancing. It’s a very slutty (i.e., sexy) style of dancing. You dance with someone like they’re … Continue reading

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Surrendering the Monastic Life

I must have taken a vow of celibacy in my sleep or something because the last ten months have been a veritable Sahara desert-land of a dry spell. If the new moon pagan ritual I participated in on Friday evening … Continue reading

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Happily Married Couple

I spent yesterday with the Relatively Happily Married Couple (relative only because they have two kids under two) who live down the street. They love me because I play with their kids and they can do things like drink coffee … Continue reading

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Sex and the City Marathon Part II

Watching that much (7-8 hours) of Sex and the City really drummed into myhead how much pressure Society puts on women to get married. It’s such abig deal for a woman in her thirties to be unmarried that it’s worthy … Continue reading

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Sex and the City Marathon

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from watching the entire second and fourth season of Sex and the City in one sitting, it’s this: Mr. Big is already outdated (for me). Just like my G3 PowerBook (same one as Carrie’s), … Continue reading

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Flirting, Sex, and All That Stuff

I was putting out vibes towards Frame Store Guy (who looks about 25 and has tatooes all up and down his arms…not, by some standards, husband material…but who am I to judge…) Anyway, I was putting out the vibes and … Continue reading

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