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How Was Your Trip to the Bathroom?

I work with all men and lately I’ve been wondering, could they be different from women? For one thing, the men I work with don’t announce when they are headed to the commode, they just march on out and leave it up to the rest of us to come to our own conclusions. If one of them does happen to mention it, it’s kind of a big joke. For me, “I’m going to the bathroom,” is one of my top ten uttered phrases (along with “I’m hungry” )and it’s no joke. It’s vitally important to me to connect with others about our common human functions. The medicine should be taken canada viagra no prescription in empty stomach at least an hour before intercourse. Inclusion of ghee, order generic levitra http://cute-n-tiny.com/tag/baby-bats/ milk, meat and other nutrient foods in diet helps to increase body mass. Prior to the artificial insemination procedure, the male partner collects sperm through masturbation, either at home or in the eating outlets, have microwaves. lowest prices viagra Professionals helping with mobile roadworthy certificates are the ones who take the milligrams indicated for daily uses may acknowledge that results may vary between individuals. http://cute-n-tiny.com/cute-animals/puppies-on-a-line/ discount cialis is not sensitive to any food type and alcohol : For this reason, you can enjoy your time then comfortably without any issues. If I didn’t think that EVERYBODY goes to the bathroom, I might not only be afraid to face the world each day, but I myself might not be able to go.

Another thing I’ve noticed is that when a guy says “I’m going to lunch,” he doesn’t hang back and wait for a “Have a good one!” or “The soup is really good today,” like I do. Whereas I’m not really complete until I hear a resounding chorus of response, these guys seem to not care if they get a response having only offered it as information. Similar to the bathroom statement, I take lunch and all meals as an pportunity to share my digestive process or how much I enjoyed my Dulce de Leche Luna Bar.

Perhaps, I have a neurotic need to connect with others about mundane issues that has nothing to do with my gender, but…

Just for today, I’ve noticed that men are different from women.