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Laundry Room Drama

Yesterday, an honest mistake turned into a web of lies when I started the wash without realizing that someone’s clothes were still in there. My choices were to let the wash run through again and tell her about my mistake, or wring them out, stick them in the dryer, and hope she never noticed. A mature person would be honest and the experience would be an opportunity for bonding with a neighbor around our mutual humanity, but living in chronic fear and anxiety as I do, I panicked and did the latter. However, you should be cautious in choosing which site to get buy levitra online http://cute-n-tiny.com/cute-animals/top-10-cutest-meerkats/ from, for the Internet is swarming with rogue pharmacies that don’t require prescription at all in order to provide the most effective treatment. It buy levitra browse around for more info now has been used for centuries for the preparation of anti-aging and energy boosting supplements. In fact very few pills have the power and dose of this canada generic viagra will be different. International marketing viagra rx online divisions have been set up by most of the top India Hospitals like Apollo, Max, Fortis, Wockhardt,etc. What resulted was a conversation in which I listened to and commiserated with her concerns about how the machines must be broken (why else would her laundry be wet?) and said things like, “…must be buggy…do you want any quarters? (desperate plea to ease my guilt)…anything I can do?” I’m generally compulsively honest about my mistakes, but this one involved a whole cover-up scheme that I just couldn’t process, let alone explain to a neighbor I’ve said little more than “hello” to, on a Saturday morning…(sigh). Evil Flash Programmer would be proud.

In case you’re wondering why I would write about this for the whole world (and possibly Washing Machine Lady) to read, I’ll just say that after four years of blogging what I’ve learned is that unless someone is my friend or relative (more likely) or a spammer (Asian Porn, Mature Blond Cunt…I know they read my blog) most people have better things to do than read about my neuroses (unless I beg and plead)…

Just for today, I can blog honestly about my duplicity.