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I Have Too Much Time On My Hands

Whenever I feel really depressed I wonder…were a life something we could buy as a package at a store (from birth to death) would mine sit on the discount shelf for an eternity? More importantly, what store would carry it? (silly question…Targae, of course.) Taking into consideration the true ingredients that make a quality life (a strong sense love and belonging, self-esteem, faith, peace), I think the lives that get the most attention (Donald Trump, Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears…whoever people talk about…) would probably be sitting next to the dysfunctional ash trays at the 99 cent store in front of the lady who talks to herself about scouring pads. The lives of who some The negative consequences of this capsule can be enjoyed for 36 hours and due http://djpaulkom.tv/dj-paul-and-yelawolf-talk-new-project-with-vibe/ discount viagra cialis to this medicine is addressed as weekend tablet. It is so highly effective in erectile dysfunction that is the failure of a male organ to remain erect during the lovemaking process. viagra cheap india helps to maintain an erection THREE times longer as compared to other primary names, this is unquestionably favorable in hindsight. Going for low quality alternatives aren’t generic levitra online djpaulkom.tv going to guarantee that the essential nutrients go through the body. But, with its usage, it was found that it is very essential to initially understand generic levitra sale on sale at pharmacy store the process of erection. might call “oppressed peoples,” or people who drool on themselves (because public drooling requires a great sense of security…am I going to go to hell for writing this?) would be found at Bloomingdale’s and Barney’s. The lives of women with no facial expressions and giant Mercedes Benz purses might probably be found at Sav-On (a more expensive Target) or even Smart and Final (again, not cheap)…and so on and so on…

I might have overstated my point (you think?), which is that in my older age I envy not those with more expensive crap, but those who have some personal peace.

Just for today, I have too much time on my hands.

3 thoughts on “I Have Too Much Time On My Hands

  • I would be on the sale rack at Banna Republic; nice looking and at a discount.

  • Alex, you’d be full price and you know it! 😉

  • Your the best Stella! You can shop for me any time.

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