Wanted: Baby Daddy For The Long Haul
Are you wanting children but afraid that if you wait any longer you’ll end up having parent/teacher conferences in the geriatric ward? Do you wonder if conventional notions of families are keeping you from the joys of child-rearing? Do you ever ask yourself, “Why am I spending all my time and money on couples counseling, when my true biological purpose is to procreate?!” Well, rest assured you’re not alone…
Educated, (usually) self-supporting, creative, yogafied woman in her late 30’s seeks financially stable, responsible male from strong gene pool, with stellar recommendations and an overall high degree of shit-together-ness. Must commit to parenting and child rearing till end of life. However, desire for long-term relationship is NOT required. Take parenting into the new milenium with this new model for procreation!
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Please note: ability to “connect” with me is required! I have to like you, otherwise…why would I want to have your baby? What constitutes a “connection?” Shared sense of humor, values, interests and sexual attraction. Well, then, if that’s the case, you ask, why don’t we just date? Because time is of the essence! I’ve got to get the show on the road! I don’t have years to “work out a relationship.” If something happens down the line, sure, I’m open to “falling in love.” But please understand, the No. 1 goal is to produce 1 healthy child and get him/her through college. Understand?
But don’t take it the wrong way…it’s not that I won’t “like” you…I’m just very goal oriented…
Potential applicants can meet me for coffee at Peete’s.
Just for today, I am open to meeting the father of my unborn child.
I don’t know how it is in your state, or even if these things vary from state-to-state, but my friend’s sister wanted a baby, not a man. She went to a “sperm bank” and after reviewing files, found a great donor who even said in his file that he wasn’t expecting anything, but would be open to being there for the child in the future, it contact was desired. It worked out well enough that he ended up being the same donor for her partner’s child…so essentially they have half siblings, which is kind of cool.
I know this isn’t your situation, but I guess I’m saying, there are decent donors out there, if you want to go this route. I think you’re super brave, because I’m 39 and still don’t feel mature enough to be a Mommy! So I think I’ve let that concept go…
Trust me, Serena. I’m not mature. But I still want to experience….I guess we’ll see what the cards have in store for me 😉
I am willing to lend you Mark and his sperm. He has smooth skin and can dance ON2.
Hahahaha! Thanks Michelle! Will consider…he does have good genes, but is he ready to emotionally and financially support a child? Maybe in a few years…he can do the second child, if my ovaries are still in the market.