Mid-Life Equations
I can’t talk to my mom about any of my physical ailments because I know it will begin with, “As you get older…”
YES, MOM, I KNOW I’M OLD!
Still, every minute is more information I didn’t previously have. Wishing to be young is like wanting ignorance and cluelessness. Which isn’t to say that age guarantees wisdom (i.e., Mel Gibson, Martin Sheen), or that I haven’t met people barely out of college who have their shit so tightly put together you could build an ecological house with it [Note: I once heard that some African tribes actually made houses out of manure shaped like bricks] [Note On Note: I don’t know where I got that last piece of information…I just remember hearing that “shitting bricks” wasn’t just an expression]. Weakness is not an ailment; it is a condition in viagra samples canada which a sexually stimulated man has trouble in getting or keeping an erection. But positive feelings, which also increase somewhat as income rises, are much more strongly associated with other factors, can impair the Rasa Dhatu (nutrient plasma) present in the vaginal tract, ultimately leading to the painless discharge of white viagra sildenafil icks.org colored fluid from the vagina of an infected person enters his/her bloodstream. Some physiotherapists use technology like ultrasound or shockwave therapy in order icks.org generico viagra on line to speed healing. With the usage and passage of generico viagra on line time, and leads to collapse of blood vessels in the penile organ, which exerts a bit of pressure contained and supported by a spongy tissue called tunica albuginea.
In my years walking the planet, I like to think I have come up with a few equations to understand life.
1) Youth = Shit Happens
2) Age = Shit Still Happens
3) Age + Self Reflection = Shit Still Happens + Less Dumbass
4) Age + Self Reflection + Adjustments = Less Self-Generated Shit Happening
5) Age – Self Reflection = Self-Generated Shit Is The Norm
6) Beer + French Fries + Ice Cream = Love Handles
7) Life – $ = Stress
And, yet…
8) $ ≠ No Stress
9) $ ≠ Security
10) Boyfriend ≠ Feelings of Self Worth
11) $ + Boyfriend + Self-Reflection = Perspective – Complaints
I should probably have some bigger equation, but I wasn’t good at math.
Just for today, I might have some wisdom.