Wink

It’s tough being a Single Woman Over A Certain Age. You make people uncomfortable. (People = Non Single Women + Mom).

We live in a world where a person can sell a gun to a young, emotionally volatile white male with a history of erratic anti-social behavior, but you can’t talk to a woman between the age of 35 and 40 for five minutes without a) inquiring about her single relationship status and b) treating it like a stick of plutonium that was dropped in a port-a-potty.

So, I signed up (again) for that giant sociological experiment of self-generating research and massive profits also known as “Match.com.” However, because it took a few days for me to work through my commitment issues to pay for this “service” (why aren’t they paying me to be on it?), I got a “wink” from a few people whose profiles I didn’t have access to.

This is the message Match.com sent me.

“He just winked at you! Out of millions of member he picked you!”

Seriously…Match.com…Do you really expect me to believe that I’m the only one to inspire the effort of clicking on a mouse? And in keeping with the name “Match.com,” does anyone have millions to choose from?!

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“Something about you caught his eye. Hurry!…Find Out Who Emailed You and Connect Today!

Caught his eye? You mean he wasn’t stunned by my brilliant headline? Hurry?! Why? Because I’m 38? Is The One in a hurry, too? Did he have commitment issues shelling out $70?

Match needs a new copywriter.

“Relationships take time…don’t get your hopes up right away.”

Or…

“You live in a different age than your mother…tell her it’s none of her business and keep an open mind.”

Or even…

“You get points for trying. So, what if nothing is going on here? Open that Malbec and relax!”

Ok, I need to work on some of these.

Just for today, I’m happy being single.