Body Stuff

I went to a new hoo-hoo doctor (the gyno) because I didn’t like my my old one. I was told

I went swimming yesterday and realized, yet again, that there’s no place like the women’s locker room for discovering the

After sleeping on an ice pack for a week and looking slightly crooked in the mirror I decided to finally

I’m in the throws of some kind of laryngitis virus that makes me sound like Kathleen Turner after 10,000 cigarettes.

My sinuses were out of control. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and it felt like time to surrender to

When I don’t feel well, everything in my life looks worse. If it’s already sucky, then I’m in trouble. I

Just like I’m not a mechanic, or an electrician, or a make-up expert at the MAC counter, I’m not a

Either it’s an unconscious form of female bonding with my friend who is probably in labor as I type (if

My mom came into town this past weekend to take care of me because my body simply wouldn’t heal from

I had another health crisis around something entirely different. However, I’m not going to go into it because I’m starting

Between blowing everything but the kitchen sink out of my nose every five minutes (I warned you this would be

I’ve spent the past 48 hours spraying stuff up on my nose and watching in shock at what comes out.

I went to the health food store looking for Motrin and the woman looked at me like I had asked

So, I had a meeting with a very imposing Urologist who probably got paid a lot of money (via my