Promising Young Woman
When I first moved to LA, a million years ago, I wrote a screenplay called “Angry Young Woman.” It was
Read More
Movies
And The Winner Is…Midsommar
Oscar season. I have learned to accept the inevitable disappointment of “Oscar buzzy” movies. My refusal to watch “The Revenant”
Read More
‘Once Upon A Time In Hollywood’ – I Enjoyed It But On Second Thought It’s Kind Of Bullshit
August is a tough month. My apartment is hot. Pumpkin spice is just around the corner. I am not a
Read MoreWhen You Know The Movie Is Racist, But Russell Crowe Is Hot
“Glow.” Done. “House of Cards” and “Dear White People.” Done. I couldn’t get into any of the other new Netflix
Read MoreWhy I Can No Longer Watch Dead Or Dying Girls On TV/Internet
The other night I watched a really bad movie — I forgot the name — but it involved caves and scuba
Read MoreDaisy And Myrtle Have A Connection And Nick Carraway Is Gay
WARNING: You must have some understanding of the novel “The Great Gatsby” for this blog to make any sense or
Read MoreYou Get What You Need
I just spent this rainy afternoon watching “The Big Chill.” This morning I finished “Valley Girl.” (Young Nicholas Cage….romantic, fearless,
Read MoreThe Breakfast Club
In the sixth grade, my best friend and I became Crossing Guards at Columbus Elementary School. Besides wearing a sweater
Read MoreI Must Be Hitting My Sexual Peak
All I say about movies these days is a comment about the sexual appeal of the lead actors. I saw
Read MoreYou Can Go Back To Your Penises Now…
I work in the bowels of a self-acknowledged Alpha Male Zone. There’s even a sign that says something to the
Read MoreI Forgot My Mantra
The other night I watched “Vantage Point,” via The Netflix, and 3/4 into it had an existential panic attack as
Read MoreBrangelina
I’ve had a really bad headache for the past few days that I believe has come from stretching my brain
Read More