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My father was here last week. It was a great visit up until he started talking about my friend with the “big boobs.” Through the grace of God and all of my 12-step programs I was able to summon the courage to ask him to refrain from discussing sex in front of his only daughter. He asked me if I’m so intolerant that I need to “silence” people who say things that make me uncomfortable. I apologized for “silencing” him. Then I realized that I don’t normally spend time with people who speak to me like I’m a fraternity brother.

My friend Janeane believes that we choose our families before we are born. I’m going to have to put that one on the back burner.

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Janeane and I decided that we’re friends because we’re both obsessed with the color orange. For my 29th birthday, every gift I received was orange. It’s the color of creativity. The other day we had dinner a restaurant that was painted completely orange. It’s on Sunset Blvd. and it’s called Cheebo, which sounds a lot like Cheetos. We told the owners that Cheetos are also orange, but not of a flavor that one would associate with fine dining. I don’t think they quite got it. But the food was very good and organic and the orange environment created for a fine dining experience.