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Humanitis

A few years ago, my sister was having some problems, and my parents hired a pschologist who ran some tests on her. As it turns out, she has a condition known as Humanitis, an affliction that hits some people in their early-teens. It is a disorder whose symptoms consist of a complete and total inability to engage in any pretense, and a proclivity to human reactions to life. If not treated, it can really wreck havoc on families. For instance, if you don’t do something someone wants you to do, and they threaten to hurt you, the response of someone with Humanitis will be to get upset, or angry or cry. That’s just one symptom. Like any other health problem, get cialis overnight it can be treated with psychotherapy and antidepressant prescriptions. People suffering from ED usually cialis online online feel afraid initiating intimate acts with their partner. What is ED and does it happen only to viagra generic sale cute-n-tiny.com older men? Erectile dysfunction causes an inability in men who are unable to achieve and maintain longer erection to get a satisfying and pleasurable sexual activity. There are too many side effects of over masturbation and enjoy intimate moments with your cute-n-tiny.com on line cialis beautiful female. Or another symptom is not wanting to put a frozen smile on your face when people are overtly condescending or try to bully you (I know I have this symptom). Generally, it’s a problem because it makes it hard to function in society, can make you unemployable in occupations that attract a high number of people with Kissassistis (a disorder whose symptom is complete soulessness).

The treatment consists of a barrage of medication and some intense socialization (clearly, I never had this) about how to be passive aggressive and communicate with silent evil looks. Because she’s young, my sister is getting help, however, I think I may be too far gone. For years I’ve shown emotion at the work place, crying at my desk and everything. However, in the past few months I’ve started to say what I think at all times, and not laughed at jokes that aren’t funny (especially ones told by people in authority). I’m a little scared, but there is also a liberation in my acceptance.

Just for today, I can accept my Humanitis.