Comic, Playwright, Non-Essential Artist

Office

Am I Normal?

This freelance writer life-style is totally spoiling me. I’m forever ruined for office life.

If I had to go back to an office-job, I would totally fail at the social etiquette. My office-chat skills are sinking to an all-time low. I’d never know how to act at office birthday parties after the Cost-co cake and Cherry Coke sugar bomb has worn off. Am I forgetting how to take coffee breaks? Am I losing my ability to send off a chain e-mail on a whim….?

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It’s just kind of un-American for each day to be different and special and unique and not your own version of Groundhog’s day.

Just for today, I am developing into a freelance writer.