Comic, Playwright, Non-Essential Artist

Birthdays

Birthdays, Please Stop Coming…

I celebrated my birthday with some salsa dancing, pinkberry, and more salsa dancing. I had three freaking birthday dances (when all of a person’s salsa friends dance with you). By the last one, I felt ready to puke out a pinkberry flavored ball of salsa birthday dances. The moral of the story is: nothing stops birthdays from coming. No amount of money, love, or free plain yogurt with chocolate chips. Clear signs that these pests are present are slow and dysfunctional programs, missing files, and wholesale cialis pills overall deterioration in performance. Therefore one might confirm that DHT is a little risky and canadian pharmacy viagra we also understand that we all require it. Thus, it leads for the loss of libido as well. 2. cheap viagra no prescription It is known as Kamagra and viagra pills for sale many men are embarrassed about being impotent, and as a result, they are unable to discuss this problem openly with their partner or local doctor. Why didn’t anyone teach me that in high school? I somehow was under the impression that a B+ in AP Calculus and acceptance at an Ivy League school would preserve my mortality. I may as well have spent my afternoons making out with the kid in Spanish class that never showed up anywhere in school….I would still be 37 someday. (Actually, never mind, that’s what Junior High was for).

Despite everything, I did have a great birthday.

Just for today, I can celebrate turning 37 (?!).