Category Archives: Salsa

Adjustments

Four years ago, I threw down $110 on a my first pair of suede salsa shoes. Those shoes announced to the world that I was a salsa dancer, and separated me from the throngs of women in ergonomic disaster. Since … Continue reading

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Recovering With The USA Team

I was really tired early in the week and couldn’t figure out why. Was I coming down with cancer? Chronic fatigue syndrome? Was that dead fish stench coming from the ocean a sign that the oil spill has killed off … Continue reading

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Giving Back

I went through what could be called a Free Spirit Shopping phase of salsa clothes. I bought things I might never have thought I would wear, and low and behold, I never did wear them. I eventually found that I … Continue reading

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The Israeli Salsa Mafia

I never knew any Israeli people before I started dancing salsa. Now that I have met them, I understand why. I could never before stand to be around anybody that direct…I was way too sensitive. “I don’t like it tonight,” … Continue reading

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3:00 AM Salsa Drama…

“And then he writes, ‘w/ psycho grlfrnd…” “He was telling me the same thing about you!” “What an a-hole!” “I can’t believe he lied.” I’m sitting in the back of The Girlfriend’s SUV while The Ex-Girlfriend and The Girlfriend compare … Continue reading

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Jewish Accountant Salsero

I had lunch with Jewish Accountant Salsero. I like to hang out with him because while he’s Jewish Accountant on the outside, he has a pure salsa cream filling. “Better watch out if you dance with that guy…” he said … Continue reading

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Questions Salsa Guys Ask

I have the same conversation with Salsa Guys all the time. Salseras are a different story; we actually talk. But with the guys it’s always the same drill… “Where did you go last night?” Translation: Did you have a date … Continue reading

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Salsa For Sale

I need a new line of work, and I’ve been thinking of selling salsa dances…with me, that is. I read an article, recently, about clubs in New York where working class men pay women to dance with them. Just dancing, … Continue reading

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Let A Playa’ Play

Today, I called my Eyebrow Lady to make an appointment and Persian Hair Stylist (they work together) answered the phone. He informed me that her husband is in the ICU. My Eyebrow Lady married her husband when she was 16 … Continue reading

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Salsa Creeps And The Salsa Gang Bang

Today, I watched a World Champion Salsa dancer drop a girl on her head. It could have been her fault, but I doubt it. Last Wednesday, I got thrown into a Salsa Gang Bang scenario. It sounds pretty awful, but … Continue reading

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Salsa Shoe Syndrome

Ever since I started dancing salsa, I have problems I never had before. Like, what’s a good snack at 2:00 am? Where can I get grape flavored G2 (lighter version of Gatorade) on sale? And, where do I store my … Continue reading

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