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Aging

Wisdom & Aging

Since the liabilities of aging are painfully obvious and frequently noted, I would like to focus on the positive side of getting older. I guess when people are young, they feel compelled to do and say what I would call (from my own experience) some pretty dumbass things. The blessings of getting older and being more conscious is that I don’t have to do these things in this lifetime and, God willing, in the lifetimes to come. You can order sale cialis any of the local pharmacies. The problem is often called impotence or buy cipla tadalafil erectile dysfunction. And at the same time both were being treated with radio treatment too and they took buy viagra in uk the active ingredients for 6 months. The walls of the blood vessels become thickened and lose their erection. https://www.unica-web.com/watch/2016/time-thieves.html generic cialis is the proven drug for the treatment of ED and other sexual disorders.

The following is a list of things I never have to do again (thank God!).

1) Wear ridiculous shoes that destroy my feet, cost exorbitant sums of money, and put me in physical danger when crossing the street or even just standing.
2) Wake up at 6:45 to wash, blow, curl and (yes, we’re talkin’ early 80’s) spray my hair.
3) Steal candy and make-up from Long’s drug store.
4) Apologize for being smart, clever, or just myself (especially on dates).
5) Put groceries on a credit card because I spent my cash on lethal Charles David pumps.
6) Feel sorry for people who are assholes to me because they clearly had bad childhoods to behave that way (and, consequently, forget to feel sorry for myself for clearly having a bad childhood that keeps me feeling sorry for people who are assholes to me).
7) Hang out in bad relationships for what feels like eons multiplied by light years.
8) People worship.
9) Compare and despair (though, I’m hard pressed to totally give this up).
10) Drink vanilla extract for the alcohol content (my friend puked).
11) See if I can squeeze my car into a tight spot between two expensive SUVs in front of a crowd.
12) Eat another Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookie.
13) Have bad sex (if it’s not riveting, I’d rather have ice cream).

This list is only just beginning.

Just for today, I’m cool with aging.