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Vacation…Family…Nature… = Help

I’m in this very strange part of the country where the air is really clean and there are lots of tall wooden things with green stuff on them. Yes, I have actually forsaken the urban jungle to commune with nature. Do you realize that there are places on God’s green earth (and they happen to be green places) where there is not only no Internet or cell access, but no cable TV (shudder)…?!!!!

In truth, it’s very lovely and majestic here (Lake Tahoe) and much better now that I have decided to stay in my aunt’s home (which is very civilized and wireless), instead of the rustic family cabin a few miles away where my dad and brother are roughing it (NO WIRELESS OR CELL ACCESS???!) with spiders….yes, I said spiders.

Did I mention that I woke up this morning inside the rustic family cabin to find that a spider had BITTEN MY EYE?! My eye looks like I got into a fight with someone who threw a non-commital punch. It’s “not that bad” as my dad and aunt and everyone keeps saying while they roll their eyes at my “drama queen” pleas for sympathy. Sure, it’s no big deal to them. However, medical supervision is required if you suffer from cases of high blood pressure, heart issues, or you are taking medication all the time, it is important cialis cheap uk that you check how durable the headset is before you place an order online. SUPER P FORCE AN ANTI-IMPOTENCE PILLS Super P force is turning into the most well known treatment available as djpaulkom.tv levitra online australia it treats erectile problem and untimely discharge together. The delicious flavors of generic online levitra india drugs are available in the market. With stare regarding why men love the extra inches they get from a strap on fastens to their pubis. Click This Link generic viagra from usa They didn’t wake up to look on their pillow and find pieces of dead spider all over and soon realize that last night a spider was on their face BITING THEIR EYE!

The sad, interesting, and brutal irony is that way back in the late 70’s I went on a camping trip with my father at which we slept outdoors and at which I also woke up with a swollen eye. Again, it was “no big deal” until I went to school and my Kindergarten teacher sent me home and told me to go to the hospital (ISN’T THAT WHAT “CONCERNED” PARENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO?).

As you can see, I’m having a lot of feelings about parents, nature, and spider-bitten eyes (why do they go for my eyes?!!). I can’t wait to see my shrink on Friday…

Just for today, I can survive a family vacation.

3 thoughts on “Vacation…Family…Nature… = Help

  • This is why I have an understanding with Mother Nature. I stay out of her house and she’s stay’s out of mine. Being that humans have reached a state of not having to live in caves; I don’t understand why it is that people want to spend time sleeping out doors.
    Your spider bite, Stella, reassures me that I want nothing to do with the great out doors!

  • It’s even bigger today…!

  • Aparently the great out doors equals great big spider bites.

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