Category Archives: Body Stuff

Period Talk

I had lunch with my old friend who lives in LA, one of the honorary Junior High School Friend With Whom I Did Crazy Shit. We had salads and discussed how hard it is to develop friendships as an adult … Continue reading

Posted in Body Stuff | Leave a comment

Sick

Having old-man smoker coughing fits that end with something scary-looking in a napkin. Being sick sucks, except its very good for my soul. It’s like a vacation from the pressure to do things, and a good excuse to take legally … Continue reading

Posted in Body Stuff | Leave a comment

Dr. Choi

I went to a new hoo-hoo doctor (the gyno) because I didn’t like my my old one. I was told that I would have had to wait longer for a female doctor, and so I braced myself for some gynecological … Continue reading

Posted in Body Stuff | Leave a comment

WARNING: Parents (Of Mine) Read At Your Own Risk

I went swimming yesterday and realized, yet again, that there’s no place like the women’s locker room for discovering the latest fashions in the hoo ha hair-style department. I’m always surprised at how many women go Brazilian. Being the cry … Continue reading

Posted in Body Stuff | Leave a comment

Adjustment

After sleeping on an ice pack for a week and looking slightly crooked in the mirror I decided to finally break see my friend, The Salsa Chiropractor, for the first adjustment of my life. “You might hear a loud crack. … Continue reading

Posted in Body Stuff | 2 Comments

I Need A Medicine Woman

I’m in the throws of some kind of laryngitis virus that makes me sound like Kathleen Turner after 10,000 cigarettes. It would be sexy if it weren’t for that lugie I hacked up this morning (it was awesome). There’s nothing … Continue reading

Posted in Body Stuff | Leave a comment

Happiness Is Being Able To Breathe Through Your Nose

My sinuses were out of control. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and it felt like time to surrender to my drug pushing, pharmaceutical-industry ass-kissing Republican doctor… However, he gave me Steroids to go with my anti-biotic/sudafed cocktail. I know … Continue reading

Posted in Body Stuff | 1 Comment

I’m Not Happy

When I don’t feel well, everything in my life looks worse. If it’s already sucky, then I’m in trouble. I refer to my current condition as Sinus Hell, though, I’m sure there is probably a more official sounding name written … Continue reading

Posted in Body Stuff | 3 Comments

Evil Dentist: Is There Any Other Kind?

Just like I’m not a mechanic, or an electrician, or a make-up expert at the MAC counter, I’m not a dentist and unless I’m willing to take a crash course in one of these areas I am, therefore, at their … Continue reading

Posted in Body Stuff | Comments Off on Evil Dentist: Is There Any Other Kind?

I Think I’m Getting Hot Flashes

Either it’s an unconscious form of female bonding with my friend who is probably in labor as I type (if she hasn’t already given birth), or my other friend’s attempts to get pregnant, or an increasing hormonal imbalance due to … Continue reading

Posted in Body Stuff | Comments Off on I Think I’m Getting Hot Flashes

Mom Medicine

My mom came into town this past weekend to take care of me because my body simply wouldn’t heal from whatever virus from hell was/is plaguing it… However, it turns out I just needed was some serious Mom energy. She … Continue reading

Posted in Body Stuff | Comments Off on Mom Medicine