Category Archives: Politics

If He’s So The Winner, Then Why Hasn’t He Won?

I just don’t understand why there hasn’t been any media about what an ass Obama looks like trying to declare victory every other day. If the Madonna of politics is such a hysterical, delusional, irrelevant opponent why is she still … Continue reading

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Why I Love My Ugly Feet

Last night, Strange Creepy Salsa Man made a comment about my long, finger-like toes. Many years ago I was forced to accept the fact that my feet are not my best feature. Whenever I get a pedicure, I fear that … Continue reading

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I’m Not Drinking The Kool-Aid!

I used to think that bad research skills was a personal problem, but I think it’s become an American issue… The democratic nomination has never been a foregone conclusion this early in the race, EXCEPT IN THE LAST TWO ELECTIONS! … Continue reading

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This Is Her Moment

Whether or not Hilary Clinton becomes the presidential nominee, her campaign has changed me in deep and profound ways that I have never before experienced in American politics during my lifetime. Because of how I’ve seen Hilary Clinton persevere, I … Continue reading

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Is It Cool To Vote For A Black Man?

I went to a high school that towed the unusual line between the lower and upper middle class. I also went to a junior high that was just plain ghetto (the police were there every day). I always wanted to … Continue reading

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Self-Indulgent Endorsement From Stella

I had an appointment at Kaiser today, having been relegated to this ghetto insurance plan due to my high Cobra payment. In reality, the experience wasn’t “ghetto,” and even if it was, I trust any doctors willing to work with … Continue reading

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Depression and Dan Rather

It’s taken me all day to figure out why I’m depressed. I thought maybe it was my childhood, or the latest fight I had with my boyfriend, or financial insecurity. But..as it turns out, I am depressed because of Dan … Continue reading

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Thinkin’ Bout 2008

Hey, I’m all for Hilary! I’d follow her to some piece of unoccupied land and just start the hell over (but barring the emergence of a hunk of volcanic ash from the ocean, I think the earth is pretty much … Continue reading

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Cultural Loneliness

It’s not like regular lonelieness. It’s not about feeling friendless. It’s more like total cultural alienation. Like, I woke up one day and realized that all this time half the population have been inhabited by aliens. They look and act … Continue reading

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It’s a Sad and Angry Day

I guess we can just say good-bye to abortion rights as we head deeper into pre-Nazi Germany (except without the German and the Polka music). I’m thinking of just driving into the “heart of America” and interviewing people to really … Continue reading

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Of Course I Voted!

I realized this morning while voting that my neighborhood is not quite the Land of the Middle Aged White Man, but more Land of the Very Well Dressed Attractive Young Couples. I had spent the night at my boyfriends and … Continue reading

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