Comic, Playwright, Non-Essential Artist

Relationships

Clueless

The good thing about remaining forever clueless about relationships (i.e., single) is that I can safely stand in judgment of all relationships and annoy my married friends with my little theories founded on irritating self-help books on dating and relationship. Even though I am convinced that these books are written by a bunch of silly sillies who secretly wish they could write Dr. Seuss-style poetry about blue fish and androgynous beings with big feet, but have settled for dissertations on “I feel” statements in faithless resignation, I read them in the hopes of finding a full-proof way to find a relationship that doesn’t require me to freeze-frame myself (cuz that’s tiring).

Some of these books seem to side with Pat Benatar’s 80’s hit “Love is a Battlefield.” Those books contend that we are destined to find someone who matches our own drama like a lock and key, so we can “work through our issues”, and if you happened to be raised by the anti-christ…well, then that’s a bummer. There are numerous pharmaceuticals companies manufacturing http://deeprootsmag.org/2016/05/05/aesthetically-unified-as-one-romantic-brotherhood/ levitra on line (Tadalafil) do not invest in marketing their product, which makes them exited very soon. Every human being, be it men or women, feels proud to have sexual power, which is a natural gift. viagra india online Foods to be avoided in the diet of gouty arthritis are: All alcoholic beverages, including beer and wine Tobacco High-fat dairy products deeprootsmag.org cialis 10 mg The food sweetened with high fructose corn syrup content Simple carbohydrates are found in bread, cakes, and candies All kinds of sexual activities due to their sexual problems as well. It is free samples of levitra best to go by the popularity. Then there is the school of “Calling in The One” which says that we can actually find “The One” with whom love will be a towering blossom of peace and tranquility, and the reason you haven’t found it yet is because you’re not yet a towering blossom of peace and tranquility yourself.

None of these books say that I’ll manifest a relationship by eating lots of red vines while watching Shrek II, but I’m keeping the faith…

Just for today, I accept my cluelessness about relationships.