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Halloween: Yet, Another Reason To Dress Slutty

I like Halloween. I’m into candy, ghosts (actually, I like talking to dead people all year long), and the opportunity to conduct a work meeting with fake blood dripping down my chin. However, lately it seems like the general creativity of the holiday has begun to degenerate into (yet, another) excuse for women to dress up like wannabe porn stars (except, to actually be dressed). FDA approved Alfuzosin in June 2003 viagra purchase buy for the treatment of ED. The techniques they used to be in the right frame of sildenafil 50mg price mind for sex nor will it improve your chances of achieving erections. Symptoms are often intense and may be sudden india cheapest tadalafil in onset but also may be mild and of short duration. For a pill viagra prices you have to pay $ 15.00. The costume stores are proliferated with “sexy” (slutty) costumes (i.e., sexy police woman, doctor, etc). Whatever happened to dressing up like an interesting historical figure or a clever inanimate object? Sure, it’s hard to be a sexy Queen Elizabeth or Rubix cube, and you’re not going to get the same kind of attention as the sexy nurse…but I’m talking about dignity, ladies…!…(I must be getting old…that or I ate WAY too much chocolate today).

…while I’m on this chocolate hangover tirade, I have to say, I think we’ve seen enough pirates to last the rest of the decade…

Tomorrow, I’m going to be a project manager whose been raised by the dead…no costume necessary.

Just for today, I’m annoyed on Halloween.