Category Archives: Spirituality

How To Spot Red Flags On Bumble

Welcome to Bumble! So you bit the bullet and decided to join the throngs of humans on Bumble. We hope you enjoy our technology and meet your dream partner. However, we understand that not all of our users might be … Continue reading

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Dear Higher Power…

Dear Higher Power, I regret to inform you that I have some bummer news.  I’ve decided that it’s just not working out…Hey, it happens.  I’m sure there’s someone looking for a mid-level Higher Power to help out with a search … Continue reading

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No Zombies For Old Men (Or Women)

Now that I’m no longer having my soul suctioned out on a daily basis by working for The Man or the MadMen or the Madvertising Industry, I’m realizing the cost of ignoring my integrity. I feel cleaner, like I don’t … Continue reading

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Time For A Serious Blog Post (Sort Of)

I recently saw a celebrated Spiritual Guru in Los Angeles speak on the topic of forgiveness. Throughout her talk, I couldn’t help but wonder how much of the donations to the service would go towards her Botox treatments. I know … Continue reading

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So, Where The Hell Is My Fairy God Mother…?

Some days (who are we kidding?…every day) I wish that some benevolent female Godess spirit figure (Cate Blanchette in “Lord of the Rings” would do just fine) would come down from the heavens and put up a billboard in my … Continue reading

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A Prayer Before I Go To Sleep…

Dear God, please bless my family and guide them to health and happiness. And please, because I like watching TV before I fall asleep, let there be some kind of cheeze-ball 80’s movie on HBO right now (except don’t let … Continue reading

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Seeking Astrologist to Discuss Moon Sign

I was having coffee with a friend when a friend of hers walked in and joined us. This woman just happens to be a tarot card reader so we were able to talk astrology for a while. However, when she … Continue reading

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OK, God…Let’s Talk

So, what is up with this rain?! I moved to Los Angeles to enjoy sunny weather 24/7. I haven’t even had a chance to put away my collection of tank tops, and I’m having to pull out my one sweater. … Continue reading

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Gratitude Part II: Life is Good When You Can Fit Into Your Jeans Right After Pulling Them Out of the Dryer

I’m grateful today because… 1) My bladder infection is on hiatus. I’m hoping it’s permanent and so am drinking asparagus tea as if I’m in the throws of self-care mode. However, yesterday I did break down and buy myself a … Continue reading

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Gratitude

After weeks of staring at my dwindling bank-account and doing my best to be grateful for things like the sun, gravity, and a healthy bladder, I have been presented with a sudden flurry of income producing opportunities (Halleluah!). Not that … Continue reading

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Desperation: The Day I Try to Find God

Today is the day I’m going to try and find God (for lack of a better word…I actually associate words like “God” and “Freedom” with a deceitful, media-spinning, miliatary state, and body bags, but I don’t really have time to … Continue reading

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